copyranter looks back/ahead.
This week, many "bloggers" featured "best of" posts. Good for them. Every one of my 2006 posts was pure platinum, so go fuck yourselves douchebags. My resolution for 2007? Write fuck & douchebag twice as often as I did in 2006. Happy Fucking New Year, Douchebags.
(no that's not my hand, though it is quite similar in bone structure.)
previously in Fuck You Fridays:
1. I hate kids.
2. rolling grass thing.
3. The Horshack Rorschach.
posted by copyranter @ 7:45 AM
9 Comments:
...and a happy New Year to you too!
And a hearty middle finger salute right back at ya, copyruiner!
You know, I've been wondering why I've been saying "douchebag" so much lately. It must have rubbed off. It's my favorite word now. Everyone is a douchebag when you set your mind to it. And "best of 2006" blogs? So beyond pathetic.
Just for that list, MTLB, I'd fuck you.
Happy New Year!
MTLB, you douchebag, that scared the fuck outta me.
Douchebag is one of those words for which there is absolutely no substitute when it completely applies. MTLB - you freak me out. Did your Mommy keep you locked in a closet while she worked on her tan or something? Poor BooBoo.
CopyMan - any author whose "I hate" list includes capri pants, Starfucks coffee, breast implants, The Strokes, Coldplay and, ching-ching, DR. PHIL - (I'm drawing a blank on some of the other listees I "loved") should be nominated for the Nobel Prize.
"X", Steve Earle & New Pornographers - way cool.
Thanks for the fun.
Happy New Year to one of my favorite cynics.
Wishing you and yours a happy and healthy 2007.
Happy fucking New Year you bastard!
there is a god...and he is a copywriter
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